A small town is reeling today in what residents describe as the most inexplicable series of events they’ve ever seen. At approximately 10AM, a goat, sporting a leather jacket and orange dyed hair, made a daring farm escape by ramming through a fence and knocking down several bystanders in broad daylight. He was trailed by an oversized Rooster, who wobbled close behind in designer shades and a vintage tuxedo/jacket get up. They have not been seen or heard from since.